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0:00I cannot believe what just happened to me at Trader Joe's.

0:04Let me tell you what happened.

0:06I was just minding my own business, just doing my shopping.

0:08I just worked out. I hadn't showered.

0:11I'm a sweaty mess.

0:12And so I'm minding my own business, and this guy, literally I'm in the cheese section, guys. I got my, my red basket just weaving in and out.

0:18And in the corner of my eye, I see this like man jogging in the aisle. Like, literally just, like, he had like a pace, and he jogged up to me while I was standing there trying to get my cheese.

0:29He tapped me, and I'm like, "What?" Cause, like, why are people tapping you at Trader Joe's?

0:34And he's like, "I just have to tell you something."

0:36And I'm like, "What the, what?" All the bad thoughts go through my head.

0:40He goes, "You smell so good."

0:42And I was like, I was so floored, I was, I was literally shook.

0:46I was just like, "What?" He was giving eyes.

0:49He was just like, he had to put on a jog to come tell me.

0:53So I thought about it, and every time I get out of my burn class where I sweat, it's in a hot room.

0:59If I'm going in public, I spray myself with what I keep in the car, Amber Shores.

1:04Okay?

1:05And I just spray my hair with it.

1:07And I was like, "Oh my God, it's my Kitsch hair perfume."

1:09I actually just had it in my swag bag. So I have it all over my house.

1:14I have it in my office, my bedroom, my bathroom. And I don't want to go out smelling gross.

1:20Like, you can look gross, but you need to smell good.

1:24I spray and say a prayer.

1:26And my prayers came true, honey, 'cause one of the Backstreet Boys stopped me at Trader Joe's to tell me that I smelled good!

1:33And I don't know if he cared at all, but instead of, like, flirting back, I just started selling the Kitsch hair perfume to him.

1:40I know one thing, I know how to sell a product.

1:43So I just pretty much sold it to him, and he kind of looked at me and just was like, "Oh, cool."

1:47Which is fine because, y'all, I am so married. I'm married upon married, but like still, like, as my mom used to always say,

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0:00WARNING: This perfume may attract random men at Trader Joe's

0:05Let me tell you what happened.

0:06I was just minding my own business,

0:08just doing my shopping.

0:09I just worked out.

0:10I hadn't showered.

0:11I'm a sweaty mess.

0:13And so I'm minding my own business, and this guy, literally I'm in the cheese section, guys.

0:17I got my, my red basket,

0:18just weaving in and out.

0:19And in the corner of my eye, I see this, like, man jogging in the aisle.

0:22Like, literally just, he had, like, a pace,

0:26and he jogged up to me while I was standing there trying to get my cheese.

0:29He tapped me, and I'm like, "What?"

0:31'Cause, like, why are people tapping you at Trader Joe's?

0:34And he's like, "I just have to tell you something."

0:36And I'm like, "What?"

0:38All the bad thoughts go through my head.

0:40He goes, "You smell so good."

0:42And I was like, I was so floored, I was, I was literally shook.

0:46I was just like, "What?"

0:48He was giving eyes.

0:50He was just like, he had to put on a jog to come tell me.

0:53So I thought about it, and every time I get out of my burn class where I sweat,

0:57it's in a hot room,

0:59if I'm going in public, I spray myself with what I keep in the car, Amber Shores.

1:04Okay?

1:05And I just spray my hair with it.

1:07And I was like, oh my god, it's my Kitsch hair perfume.

1:09I actually just had it in my swag bag.

1:10So I have it all over my house.

1:12I have it in my office, my bedroom, my bathroom.

1:14And I don't want to go out smelling gross.

1:16Like, you can look gross, but you need to smell good.

1:18I spray and say a prayer.

1:19And my prayers came true, honey, 'cause one of the Backstreet Boys stopped me at Trader Joe's to tell me that I smelled good!

1:23And I don't know if he cared at all,

1:25but instead of like flirting back, I just started selling the Kitsch hair perfume to him.

1:30I know one thing, I know how to sell a product.

1:32So I just pretty much sold it to him, and he kind of looked at me and just was like, "Oh, cool."

1:36Which is fine because, y'all, I am so married.

1:40I'm married upon married, but like, still, like, as my mom used to always say,

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0:00talking head in car

A medium-close-up shot of a woman speaking directly to the camera, centered in the frame, while seated in the driver's seat of a car. Her dark brown hair is pulled back into a messy bun on top of her head. She is wearing a casual black short-sleeved t-shirt and a thick gold-colored chain necklace. Her facial expressions are highly animated and engaging, transitioning between serious, thoughtful, surprised, and amused as she narrates a story. She frequently uses small hand gestures near her chest and face to emphasize points. Her skin appears natural with minimal makeup, showing some light redness under her eyes. The background is the interior of the car, with dark leather seats visible behind her head and a glimpse of bright, diffused daylight through the car windows, suggesting an outdoor setting like a parking lot with some greenery. The lighting is soft and natural, illuminating her face evenly. A prominent, bright magenta text overlay appears at the bottom of the screen, initially reading "WARNING: This perfume may attract random men at Trader Joe's" with star emojis, and subsequently displaying phrases like "Let me tell you what happened.", "I was just minding my own business,", "just doing my shopping.", "I just worked out. I hadn't showered. I'm a sweaty mess.", "And so I'm minding my own business,", "and this guy, literally I'm in the cheese section, guys.", "I got my, my red basket, just weaving in and out.", "And in the corner of my eye, I see this, like, man jogging in the aisle.", "Like, literally just, like, he had, like, a pace, and he jogged up to me while I was standing there trying to get my cheese.", "He tapped me, and I'm like, 'What?' 'Cause, like, why are people tapping you at Trader Joe's? And he's like, 'I just have to tell you something.' And I'm like, 'What the what?' All the bad thoughts go through my head. He goes, 'You smell so good.'", and she reacts with wide eyes.

1:00product demonstration in car

A close-up shot showing the woman's hands holding up a small, amber-tinted cylindrical bottle of hair perfume, centered in the frame. The bottle is labeled "kit-sch / HAIR PERFUME / Amber Shores / 1.7 fl oz / 50 mL" in white text. Her well-manicured hands, with light pink nail polish and a chunky silver ring on her left ring finger, firmly grasp the bottle, presenting it clearly to the viewer. Her face is visible in the background, partially obscured by the bottle, maintaining a slight smile and an attentive gaze. The background remains the car interior, out of focus. The lighting is consistent with the previous scene, bright and natural. She shakes the bottle slightly before holding it steady.

1:04talking head in car

A medium-close-up shot of the woman resumes, speaking directly to the camera. The framing, lighting, and background are identical to Scene 1. She continues her narrative with expressive facial movements and occasional hand gestures. She explains that she sprays her hair with the product when she leaves her workout class. She says, "And I was like, oh my God, it's my Kitsch hair perfume." Her dialogue appears as white text overlays, including "I just spray my hair with it.", "And I was like, oh my God, it's my Kitsch hair perfume.", "I actually just had it in my swag bag.", "So I have it all over my house. I have it in my office, my bedroom, my bathroom.", "And I don't want to go out smelling gross.", "Like, you can look gross, but you need to smell good.", "I spray and say a prayer."

1:29humorous forehead close up

An extremely tight close-up shot that quickly cuts to show only the upper part of the woman's face, specifically her forehead and the top of her eyes, along with her hairline and the messy bun. She is looking downwards and scrunching her forehead and nose in a visibly humorous or self-deprecating expression, almost like a playful grimace. The bright, natural light highlights her skin. This is a very brief visual interjection, lasting approximately one second, serving as a quick, funny reaction or transition.

1:30talking head in car conclusion

A medium-close-up shot of the woman, identical in framing, lighting, and background to Scene 1 and 3. She continues to speak directly to the camera, concluding her story with an excited and animated demeanor. Her expressions are joyful and self-satisfied. She uses hand gestures, particularly a celebratory fist pump. White text overlays display her dialogue: "And my prayers came true, honey, 'cause one of the Backstreet Boys stopped me at Trader Joe's to tell me that I smelled good! And I don't know if he cared at all, but instead of, like, flirting back, I just started selling the Kitsch hair perfume to him. I know one thing, I know how to sell a product. So I just pretty much sold it to him, and he kind of looked at me and just was like, 'Oh, cool.' Which is fine because, y'all, I am so married. I'm married upon married, but, like, still, like, as my mom used to always say," she chuckles at the end.

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