0:02What beer am I drinking? I'm not allowed to say on camera, but it rhymes with Smores Smite.
0:13I'm Kevin, and I get better at calling my dad about all the baseball games he missed when I have a few of these in me.
0:19I'm Patrick and I get better at online shopping.
0:22I'm drinking a light American logger today. Uh something I normally don't drink because I don't go to Dave Matthews concerts that often.
0:29I got this delicious, hoppy IPA over here.
0:33I think I could drink four of these and still be, you know, legal.
0:38To shopping. Yay.
0:42If I had to guess my BAC, I would say point zero one.
0:47One drink, I feel nothing. Yeah, I don't feel drunk. I don't feel. I feel exactly the same.
0:51I would drive two cars right now.
0:53All right.
0:54Give it a shot.
0:56Point zero one three.
0:5852 minutes till I'm sober.
1:40How many minutes until you're drunk?
1:44This is an IQ test.
1:47Point oh two five. Oh, boy.
1:50An hour and 40 minutes.
1:50Feeling a loss of shyness.
1:54Oh, it describes your symptoms.
1:56That's incredible.
1:57All right. Hey.
2:02After two drinks, I feel pretty good.
2:04I think I'm safe to drive. I probably wouldn't because I enjoy being chauffeured around.
2:10Point oh two two.
2:11That's under what I thought it would be.
2:12I beat you with one beer.
2:16Point oh three seven.
2:18Uh, two hours and 28 minutes until sober.
2:24Oh, there you go.
2:26I can't get one.
2:27I think I was raised too well.
2:28After three beers, I feel pretty good.
2:30I wouldn't drive a car, but I would steal a car.
2:33I feel good.
2:34I feel like if if Kevin was a woman, we'd be hitting it off right now.
3:21Point zero three six.
3:24Solid breath.
3:25This is the moment of truth.
3:26I'm on the edge of my seat.
3:28Point oh six five. Hey.
3:30That is a huge jump.
3:32I'm trying.
3:33Oh.
3:34After four beers, I'm definitely feeling a little buzzed, I would say.
3:38I would not drive a car. I would slide over the hood of a car.
3:41But only to get into the passenger seat.
3:43Point zero four four.
3:46Let's see it.
3:49Oh.
3:51Point zero eight one.
3:56Why do you have the sunglasses on?
3:58Why do you have those regular glasses on?
3:59So I can see. So I can see for life purposes.
4:01Well, I put mine on to do the opposite to look cool.
4:06After five beers, still feeling pretty buzzed.
4:12Point zero five nine.
4:14Losing inhibitions.
4:16Oh my God, I'm calling dad soon.
4:20Let's see.
4:22Point zero eight four.
4:23Well, you're over.
4:24Point zero eight four.
4:25I made it.
4:26Zero line in five hours, 35 minutes.
4:30But I got there first, so I won, right?
4:32I feel amazing.
4:34Definitely wouldn't drive.
4:35I feel like I started spot on with my guesses, but lost track quickly.
4:39So I would recommend having one.
4:41Yeah, I didn't have a clue.
4:43I was way off, the whole time I was way off.
4:45If I live my life without one of these now, and I continue to drink, which I definitely will,
4:51I'm an idiot.