0:00split screen intro
The scene features a dynamic split-screen composition. On the left side, a close-up shot captures a pair of hands operating a specialized soap cutter, slicing through a solid, dark charcoal-colored bar of Dr. Squatch soap, revealing its textured interior. The hands are fair-skinned, with neatly trimmed nails. On the right side, a medium close-up shows a man from the chest up, with long, wavy gray hair and a full beard heavily covered in white soap lather, suggesting he is mid-shave or washing his face. His expression is one of exasperation or dissatisfaction. The background behind the man is a brightly lit, tiled bathroom wall. An overlay of bold, yellow text with a distressed outline reads: 'Dr. Squatch, I want my money back' with a sad face emoji at the end. The overall lighting is bright and even, with soft shadows. The color palette is dominated by the stark black of the soap, the white of the lather, the man's gray hair, and the bright yellow text.
0:02soap boxes on sink
An overhead shot directly above a clean, white porcelain bathroom sink, showcasing an organized display of Dr. Squatch soap products. On the left and right sides of the chrome faucet, several rectangular cardboard boxes of Dr. Squatch soap are neatly stacked, forming two small towers. The boxes feature natural, earthy tones like brown, green, and red, with distinct branding. In the center, a polished chrome faucet is visible, and a small, light-brown wooden soap dish rests atop it. The sink basin is empty and clean, with a chrome drain visible at the bottom. The background consists of a simple white tiled wall. The lighting is bright and diffused. An overlay of white text reads: 'I tried all of these briccs'.
0:04individual soap bars
A series of close-up shots focusing on hands holding and presenting different individual Dr. Squatch soap bars. The camera is positioned slightly above and looking down into a white bathroom sink, with the chrome faucet visible in the background, often obscured by the soap bars. Each soap bar is distinct: one is white with a green swirl ('Cool Fresh Aloe'), another is dark grey with a textured surface ('Fresh Falls'), followed by a light tan bar ('Birchwood Breeze'), then a smooth, reddish-brown bar ('Wood Barrel Bourbon'), and finally a pale yellow, rectangular bar ('Bay Rum'). The hands are fair-skinned, moving the bars to showcase their color and texture. The lighting is bright and even, highlighting the soap details. Text overlays identifying each soap scent appear sequentially: 'COOL FRESH ALOE', 'FRESH FALLS', 'BIRCHWOOD BREEZE', 'WOOD BARREL BOURBON', and 'BAY RUM'. The background shows a white tiled bathroom wall, and in the final shot, a wider view reveals more of the bathroom's interior, including a wooden vanity with a dark countertop and a small plant on a shelf, providing a warmer, more lived-in atmosphere.
0:10pointing at soap boxes
The camera is positioned in an overhead shot, looking down at a white porcelain bathroom sink. Several Dr. Squatch soap boxes are stacked neatly on either side of the chrome faucet, mirroring the earlier shot. A wooden soap dish rests on top of the faucet. A fair-skinned hand enters the frame from the right, first placing the wooden soap dish firmly on the faucet, then moving to point directly at the various soap boxes displayed. The background is a simple white tiled wall. The lighting is bright and uniform. Successive white text overlays appear: 'And honestly', 'I liked 'em so much', and 'I HAD to try their other products'.
0:12hands lathering multiple soaps
This extended scene features a consistent close-up, overhead shot focusing on fair-skinned hands as they interact with various Dr. Squatch soap bars over a white bathroom sink with a chrome faucet visible in the background. The action begins with hands wetting a pale yellow soap bar under running water, then actively lathering it to create a rich foam. The bar is dropped into the sink, then a brown bar is picked up and also lathered. Subsequently, the hands hold two soap bars (one yellow, one brown) and rub them together to combine their lather. The process repeats with different bars, including wetting a single yellow bar again, then vigorously rubbing a brown bar, and finally, picking up a dark blue bar and rubbing it to create lather. Throughout these actions, bubbles and water droplets are visible, emphasizing the act of washing. The background remains constant, showing the stacked Dr. Squatch soap boxes around the sink. A series of white text overlays appear progressively: 'TWO', 'FAVORITE', 'LITERALLY', 'UNIQUE', 'SMELLS', 'LAST', 'BUYING', 'RATE', 'EVERY', 'AT', 'AND', 'FUND', 'LASTLY', 'WON'T', 'NOW', 'I'M', 'ATTENTION', 'BARGING', 'TO', 'WITH', 'LIKE', 'WATCHED', 'OWE', 'TRY', and 'MANLY'. The lighting is bright and even, highlighting the wet hands and soap lather.
0:39stacking soap bars
The scene is an overhead shot of a white porcelain bathroom sink, similar to previous wider shots. In the basin, several rectangular Dr. Squatch soap bars of various colors (green, pale yellow, light tan, dark blue, black) are loosely piled. On either side of the chrome faucet, cardboard Dr. Squatch soap boxes are stacked. A fair-skinned hand enters the frame, picking up individual soap bars from the pile in the basin and carefully stacking them on the wooden soap dish positioned on the faucet. The stack of soaps grows taller as the hand adds more bars. The background is a white tiled wall. The lighting is bright and uniform. Successive white text overlays appear: 'THEIR', 'WHICH', 'SHOULD', and 'AND'. The scene ends as the hand places the last bar, completing a tall, colorful stack.
