0:00soap box introduction
A close-up shot focuses on three Dr. Squatch Star Wars themed soap bars displayed in a white cardboard box. The left-most soap is a mottled blue and dark blue, followed by a rectangular, olive green soap bar. To its right is a black soap bar with swirling red patterns. The open lid of the box is visible in the background, featuring stylized illustrations of Star Wars characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (blue lightsaber), Yoda (green lightsaber), Darth Vader (red lightsaber), and Darth Maul (double-bladed red lightsaber), against a dark, starry background. The overall color palette is dark, with the vibrant soap colors and lightsabers standing out. Yellow text overlay 'NEW SOAPS INSPIRED BY STAR WARS™' is at the top of the frame.
0:02soap box panning right
The camera slowly pans to the right, continuing to showcase the Dr. Squatch Star Wars themed soap bars within their white display box. The black soap bar with red swirls is now centrally framed, and to its right, a red soap bar with a rough, textured surface comes into view. The open box lid with Star Wars character illustrations (Darth Vader and Darth Maul are more prominent) remains in the background, maintaining the dark, cosmic aesthetic. The yellow text 'NEW SOAPS INSPIRED BY STAR WARS™' persists at the top. The lighting is even, highlighting the textures of the soap.
0:03soap boxes showcase
A sequence of rapid cuts shows hands holding and manipulating various Dr. Squatch Star Wars soap boxes. Each box is briefly highlighted: first, a blue box with Obi-Wan Kenobi's portrait and 'ONLY HOPE SOAP' text; then, a green box with Yoda's portrait and 'WISDOM WASH' text; followed by a dark red box with Darth Maul's portrait and 'RUTHLESS RINSE' text; and finally, a dark grey/black box with Darth Vader's helmet portrait and 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' text. The hands delicately turn the boxes, emphasizing the character illustrations and product names. The background is mostly out of focus, suggesting the inside of the display box, but is largely dark. The yellow 'NEW SOAPS INSPIRED BY STAR WARS™' text remains at the top.
0:06jedi like character speaks
A medium close-up shot of a Caucasian man in his late 30s to early 40s, with light blonde hair pulled back, a full, well-groomed beard, and blue eyes, speaking directly to the camera. He is wearing a dark brown, hooded bathrobe over a lighter brown robe, resembling a Jedi tunic. The background is a natural, outdoor setting with lush green foliage and trees, slightly out of focus, suggesting a forest or park. The lighting is bright and natural, casting soft shadows. He has a calm, friendly expression and slightly raised eyebrows as he speaks.
0:09only hope soap details
A close-up shot of the blue 'ONLY HOPE SOAP' box featuring Obi-Wan Kenobi's portrait. The box is clearly detailed, showing the Dr. Squatch logo, 'LIMITED MEN'S NATURAL SOAP EDITION,' 'BENTONITE CLAY ZERO GRIT 5 OZ BAR,' and a 'STAR WARS' logo. Text overlays appear: 'ONLY HOPE SOAP' with an arrow pointing to the soap name, and 'THYME LEAF' with an arrow pointing to a small, circular cutout on the box that reveals a piece of blue soap. The background is solid black, isolating the product. The lighting is direct and clear, enhancing visibility of the product details.
0:10man showering only hope soap
A medium close-up shot of a bare-chested Caucasian man in his 30s with a dark, full beard. He is in a shower, characterized by white subway tiles in the background. His chest is covered in white soap lather, and he is actively scrubbing a blue and brown marbled soap bar across his skin. The lighting is slightly blue-tinted from the left, highlighting the soap and water, creating a fresh, clean atmosphere. He has a focused, slightly pleased expression as he lathers up.
0:12wisdom wash soap details
A close-up shot of the green 'WISDOM WASH' soap box, featuring a portrait of Yoda. Similar to the previous product shot, the box displays the Dr. Squatch logo, 'LIMITED MEN'S NATURAL SOAP EDITION,' and 'STAR WARS' logo. Text overlays appear: 'WISDOM WASH' pointing to the product name, and 'LOTUS LEAF' pointing to a circular cutout revealing a piece of green soap. The background is solid black. The lighting is clear and highlights the green color and details of the box.
0:14man smelling wisdom wash
A medium close-up shot of the same bare-chested Caucasian man from scene 6, with a dark, full beard, now in a shower with white subway tiles. He holds a rectangular green soap bar, bringing it close to his nose and eyes closed, deeply inhaling the scent. His face shows an expression of intense pleasure and satisfaction. Green-tinted lighting from the left illuminates him, suggesting a connection to the green soap. His chest has some lather from the soap.
0:16jedi like character dark side scrub
A medium close-up shot of the same Jedi-like Caucasian man from scene 4, with blonde hair and beard, wearing a dark brown and beige robe. He is outdoors with green foliage and trees in the background. He holds up a small, dark grey/black Dr. Squatch soap box featuring Darth Vader's helmet, presenting it to the camera with a slight smirk. The lighting is natural and bright, and he maintains direct eye contact with the viewer.
0:18dark side scrub details
A close-up shot of the dark grey/black 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' soap box, adorned with Darth Vader's helmet. The Dr. Squatch logo, 'LIMITED MEN'S NATURAL SOAP EDITION,' 'SAND HEAVY GRIT 5 OZ BAR,' and 'STAR WARS' logo are clearly visible. Text overlays appear: 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' pointing to the product name, and 'CHOKEBERRY POWDER ACTIVATED CHARCOAL' pointing to a circular cutout on the box that reveals a dark, gritty piece of soap. The background is solid black. The lighting is stark and clear, emphasizing the dark theme.
0:19ruthless rinse details
A close-up shot of the dark red 'RUTHLESS RINSE' soap box, featuring a portrait of Darth Maul. The Dr. Squatch logo, 'LIMITED MEN'S NATURAL SOAP EDITION,' 'BLACK SAND HEAVY GRIT 5 OZ BAR,' and 'STAR WARS' logo are displayed. Text overlays appear: 'RUTHLESS RINSE' pointing to the product name, and 'DRAGONFRUIT POWDER BLACK SAND' pointing to a circular cutout on the box that reveals a red, gritty piece of soap. The background is solid black. The lighting is direct, making the dark red color pop.
0:20man smelling dark side soaps
A medium close-up shot of the bare-chested Caucasian man with a dark, full beard, seen previously, in a shower against white subway tiles. He holds two dark soap bars—one red, one black with red swirls—up to his nose, eyes closed, deeply inhaling their scents. His expression is intense and somewhat sinister, enhanced by a strong, reddish-orange lighting that illuminates him from the left. This red light signifies the 'dark side' theme, contrasting with the previous green/blue lighting. Some soap lather is visible on his chest.
0:22jedi like character presents dark side scrub
A medium close-up shot of the Jedi-like Caucasian man with blonde hair and beard, wearing a dark brown and beige robe, outdoors against green foliage. He speaks directly to the camera, holding up the dark grey/black 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' box featuring Darth Vader's helmet. His expression is thoughtful and persuasive, seemingly to warn about its allure. The natural lighting is bright and even.
0:24jedi sith interaction outdoor
A wide shot in an outdoor, wooded setting with trees and green undergrowth. On the left, the Jedi-like Caucasian man with blonde hair and beard wears his dark brown robe. He looks towards the right with a slightly surprised expression. On the right, the Caucasian man with a dark beard (Sith-like) is fully clad in a dark hooded bathrobe, casting his face in shadow. He is holding a small, silver-colored instant camera, focused on it with a serious, almost sinister expression. The two men are standing opposite each other, creating a sense of tension. Natural, bright lighting illuminates the scene.
0:26sith like character entranced
A close-up shot of the Sith-like Caucasian man with a dark beard, wearing a black hooded bathrobe, in an outdoor setting. He holds the small, dark grey/black 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' box featuring Darth Vader's helmet close to his face, gazing at it with wide, intense, almost mesmerized eyes. His face is strongly illuminated by a red light, which casts dramatic shadows and gives his skin a reddish hue, emphasizing the 'dark side' influence. Red text overlays with words like 'POWER,' 'AMBER,' 'CHARCOAL,' and 'EXFOLIATION' appear and disappear around him, culminating in 'THE DARK SIDE' text over the soap box. The background is blurred green foliage.
0:31jedi like character concerned expression
A medium close-up of the Jedi-like Caucasian man with blonde hair and beard, wearing a dark brown and beige robe, outdoors. He looks off-camera to the right with an expression of grave concern and slight frustration, his blue eyes wide. The natural light highlights his features and the texture of his robe, emphasizing his worry.
0:33split screen shower contrast
A dynamic split-screen shot, with two halves showing the same Caucasian man (the one from previous shower scenes) in a shower setting, but under contrasting lighting. The left side is bathed in cool blue light, showing him with white soap lather on his chest and a pleasant, almost blissful expression. The right side is illuminated by intense red light, where he appears more grimacing or in discomfort, though still with soap lather. Both sides feature white subway tiles in the background. The juxtaposition creates a vivid visual metaphor for the opposing 'light' and 'dark' sides of the soap's influence.
0:36sith like character walks away
A medium shot of the Sith-like Caucasian man with a dark beard, wearing his black hooded bathrobe, turning away from the camera and taking a step, effectively exiting the frame. The background is a blurry natural, outdoor setting with trees and green foliage, imbued with a reddish-orange tint, reflecting the 'dark side' influence. He moves with a sense of purpose and defiance, symbolizing his chosen path.
0:37sith like character smells dark soaps
A close-up shot of the Sith-like Caucasian man with a dark beard, in his black hooded bathrobe, outdoors. He holds both the 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' and 'RUTHLESS RINSE' soap boxes (Darth Vader and Darth Maul themed) up to his nose, eyes closed, and deeply inhales their scents. His expression is one of intense pleasure and absorption, with a slight grimace of satisfaction. The lighting is strong and natural, with a subtle red hue to the environment, enhancing the 'dark side' connection.
0:39sith like character describing scents
A close-up shot of the Sith-like Caucasian man with a dark beard, in his black hooded bathrobe, outdoors. He holds the dark red 'RUTHLESS RINSE' soap box (Darth Maul themed) up to his nose, sniffing it thoughtfully. His expression is one of contemplation and pleasure, with his eyes closed briefly before opening to a thoughtful gaze, as he articulates the scents. The background is blurred green foliage with a reddish tint. The lighting is natural but slightly warm.
0:42jedi sith scent comparison
A wide shot set outdoors, showing the Jedi-like Caucasian man on the right, holding the blue 'ONLY HOPE SOAP' box (Obi-Wan themed) to his nose and smiling widely. To his left, the Sith-like Caucasian man holds the dark red 'RUTHLESS RINSE' soap box (Darth Maul themed) to his nose, with an expression of concentration. Both are dressed in their respective robes. The background is lush green foliage and trees, and the natural lighting is bright and even. There's a playful yet contrasting dynamic between the two, highlighting their differing preferences.
0:44jedi like character excited scents
A medium close-up shot of the Jedi-like Caucasian man with blonde hair and beard, in his brown robe, outdoors. He holds the blue 'ONLY HOPE SOAP' box close to his face, eyes wide and sparkling, speaking excitedly with a broad, genuine smile, expressing his appreciation for the 'light side' scents. The background is blurred green foliage, and the natural lighting is bright.
0:45sith like character overwhelmed scents
A close-up shot of the Sith-like Caucasian man with a dark beard, in his black hooded bathrobe, outdoors. His face is lit with a red hue, and his expression is one of distraught confusion, eyes wide and eyebrows furrowed. He holds the dark grey/black 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' box to his nose, seemingly overwhelmed or disturbed by its potent 'dark side' scent. The background is blurred and reddish-tinted.
0:46jedi like character smug balance
A medium close-up shot of the Jedi-like Caucasian man with blonde hair and beard, in his brown robe, outdoors. He holds up both the blue 'ONLY HOPE SOAP' box (Obi-Wan themed) and the green 'WISDOM WASH' box (Yoda themed) to the camera. He has a smug, knowing smile, with sparkling blue eyes, expressing confidence in the balance of these scents. The background is blurred green foliage. The natural lighting is bright and clear.
0:48sith like character embraces dark path
A medium close-up shot of the Sith-like Caucasian man with a dark beard, in his black hooded bathrobe, outdoors. His face is strongly illuminated with a red light, and his eyes are wide and intense. He clutches several dark-colored soap boxes (Darth Vader and Darth Maul themed) to his chest, almost embracing them with a solemn, determined, yet slightly unsettling expression. The background is blurred, reddish-tinted foliage, reinforcing his commitment to the 'dark side'.
0:51jedi like character distressed plea
A medium close-up shot of the Jedi-like Caucasian man with blonde hair and beard, in his brown robe, outdoors. He looks off-camera to the right with an expression of deep distress and pleading, his eyes wide and worried. The natural lighting is bright and clear, highlighting his emotional state as he makes a desperate plea.
0:53jedi like character showing options
A medium close-up shot of the Jedi-like Caucasian man with blonde hair and beard, in his brown robe, outdoors. He first holds up the dark grey/black 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' box (Darth Vader themed) with a serious expression, then quickly replaces it with the green 'WISDOM WASH' box (Yoda themed), smiling slightly. He speaks directly to the camera, gesturing with the soap boxes as if presenting different paths. The background is blurred green foliage and trees, and the natural lighting is bright.
0:56sith like character monologue
A close-up shot of the Sith-like Caucasian man with a dark beard, in his black hooded bathrobe, outdoors. His face is predominantly lit by a red light, emphasizing his intense, serious expression and furrowed brows. He speaks directly to the camera with a firm and slightly menacing tone, his eyes narrow and determined, articulating his 'dark side' philosophy. The background is blurred, reddish-tinted foliage, further reinforcing the 'dark side' theme.
1:02jedi like character screaming
A tight close-up shot of the Jedi-like Caucasian man's face, with blonde hair and beard, outdoors. His eyes are wide with anguish and anger, and his mouth is open in a shout. The natural lighting is bright, highlighting the veins in his neck and the intensity of his emotion, expressing extreme distress at the 'dark side' choice. The background is completely blurred green foliage, focusing all attention on his distraught face.
1:04nostalgic piggyback ride
A medium wide shot set in a sun-dappled forest. The Jedi-like Caucasian man, wearing his brown robe, is giving a piggyback ride to the Sith-like Caucasian man, who is also in his black robe but has a happy, almost childlike expression, arms wrapped around the other man's neck. Both are laughing joyfully, looking towards the left of the frame. The lighting is warm and natural, filtering through the trees, creating a nostalgic and happy atmosphere, showcasing their past camaraderie. Green trees and foliage form the background.
1:06nostalgic green milk drink
A medium shot set in a sun-dappled forest. The Jedi-like Caucasian man (on the left) and the Sith-like Caucasian man (on the right) are standing side-by-side, both in their robes, drinking from clear glass bottles containing a bright green liquid, reminiscent of Star Wars 'blue milk'. They both look content and happy, sharing a moment of innocent camaraderie. The lighting is warm and natural, and the background consists of blurred green foliage and trees. The scene has a nostalgic and wholesome feel, emphasizing their past bond.
1:10nostalgic headstand
A low-angle close-up shot shows the Sith-like Caucasian man doing a headstand on a patch of grass and dry leaves, wearing his black hooded bathrobe. His face, seen upside down, is serene and concentrated, with his eyes closed and hands pressed together in a prayer-like gesture under his chin, mimicking Yoda's training. In the lower-left corner, the Jedi-like Caucasian man's face is partially visible, eyes wide and looking at the camera with a surprised, almost comical expression, witnessing his friend's concentration. The lighting is natural and bright, illuminating the grass and the men.
1:14blissful shower fade in
The scene transitions from the previous nostalgic shot with a soft dissolve, revealing the bare-chested Caucasian man with a dark, full beard in a shower. He is covered in white soap lather and looking upwards with his eyes closed and a blissful, contented smile. The background is white subway tiles. The lighting is soft and neutral, conveying a sense of relaxation and cleanliness, symbolizing the positive outcome of choosing the 'light side' product. This shot suggests feeling refreshed and pure.
1:17sith like character regret
A medium close-up shot of the Sith-like Caucasian man with a dark beard, in his black hooded bathrobe, outdoors. His expression is one of deep sadness and regret, with his eyes downcast and mouth slightly open, reflecting remorse for his 'dark side' choices. The natural lighting is soft and slightly subdued, contributing to the melancholic mood. The background is blurred green foliage.
1:19jedi like character surprised realization
A tight close-up shot of the Jedi-like Caucasian man's face, with blonde hair and beard, outdoors. His blue eyes are wide and surprised, looking directly at the camera. His mouth is slightly open, conveying a sense of shock or realization, as if acknowledging the gravity of the choices presented. The background is blurred green foliage. The natural lighting is bright and clear.
1:21jedi like character presenting choice
A medium close-up shot of the Jedi-like Caucasian man with blonde hair and beard, in his brown robe, outdoors. He holds up two soap boxes: the dark grey/black 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' (Darth Vader themed) in his left hand and the blue 'ONLY HOPE SOAP' (Obi-Wan themed) in his right hand. He looks directly at the camera with an inviting expression, as if offering a choice between the two paths. The text overlay 'WHICH PATH WILL YOU CHOOSE?' appears on screen. The background is blurred green foliage. The natural lighting is bright and clear.
1:22product display with star wars branding
An eye-level medium shot displays the full Dr. Squatch Star Wars soap collection in a white display box against a dark background that resembles outer space with twinkling stars. The open lid of the box showcases a large illustration of Obi-Wan, Yoda, Darth Vader, and Darth Maul with their respective lightsabers. Four soap boxes are neatly arranged on the white tray: blue 'ONLY HOPE SOAP' (Obi-Wan), green 'WISDOM WASH' (Yoda), dark grey/black 'DARK SIDE SCRUB' (Darth Vader), and dark red 'RUTHLESS RINSE' (Darth Maul). The top left corner features the 'STAR WARS™' logo in white, and the top right corner has the 'Dr. Squatch' logo. Yellow text 'DRSQUATCH.COM' appears centered at the bottom of the frame.
1:27hyperspace transition and final product shot
The scene begins with a CGI animation of the Dr. Squatch Star Wars soap collection box hurtling through hyperspace, represented by white streaks against a dark blue, starry background. The box, seen from a slightly high angle, is the central focus as it dramatically rushes forward. This quickly transitions to a static, wide shot of the Dr. Squatch Star Wars soap collection, presented in the same white display box as the previous scene, against a dark blue, starry outer space background. The 'STAR WARS™' and 'Dr. Squatch' logos are prominently displayed in the upper corners. Yellow text 'DRSQUATCH.COM' is at the bottom, and a '© & ™ Lucasfilm LTD.' copyright is below it. The lighting is dramatic, highlighting the product and the starry background, concluding the advertisement.