0:00glazed ham on rack A close-up, medium shot frames a golden-brown, spiral-sliced ham resting on a metal wire rack, which sits on a wooden cutting board. The ham is glistening with a caramelized glaze, showing some darker, crispier edges. In the background, a person wearing a black t-shirt and a yellow and black glove is partially visible, suggesting they are preparing the ham. The lighting is warm, highlighting the rich colors of the ham. Yellow text overlays '#HellmannsPartner' in the top left and 'WANTED' centered near the bottom of the ham. The overall mood is appetizing and culinary.
0:00pouring glaze on ham A close-up shot focuses on the top of the spiral-sliced ham, as a generous stream of thick, amber-colored glaze is poured from a metal ladle held by a person's hand. The glaze cascades over the ham, collecting in the crevices of the slices, enhancing its glossy, appealing texture. Steam might be subtly rising from the warm ham, and small splatters are visible as the glaze hits the surface. The background remains consistent with the previous scene, with the person's black shirt and a yellow glove visible. The lighting emphasizes the shine of the glaze. Yellow text overlays 'THE BIG GAME,' and 'I MADE THEM'.
0:02mayo jar next to ham A medium shot captures the glazed, spiral-sliced ham on the wire rack and wooden board. To the left of the ham, a large 'Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise' jar with a blue lid and yellow label is prominently placed. The jar is in clear focus, emphasizing its brand and 'VALUE SIZE' message. The background is a blurred view of a kitchen, with dark cabinetry and subtle warm lighting. The person in the black shirt is still partially visible behind the ham and jar. Yellow text overlays 'A CLASSIC HAM'. The composition intentionally places the branded product alongside the prepared food item.
0:03assembling sandwich ham An overhead, close-up shot focuses on a piece of toasted bread on a wooden cutting board. The bread is topped with a slice of melted cheese and several pieces of thinly sliced, glossy, cooked ham or bacon. Two hands enter the frame, one on each side, placing additional pieces of cooked ham/bacon onto the existing layers. The focus is sharp on the food and hands, with the warm wooden board providing a clean, inviting background. The lighting is bright and even. Yellow text overlays 'SANDWICH' and 'BEFORE'.
0:05folding cheese on sandwich A close-up, overhead shot shows two hands on a wooden cutting board. One hand, positioned on the left, carefully folds a square slice of cheese over a pile of cooked ham/bacon on a piece of toasted bread. The cheese is light yellow and flexible, conforming to the shape of the meat. The other hand is holding the bread steady. The background is the warm, textured wooden board. The lighting is consistent and bright. Yellow text overlays 'I USED'. This scene highlights the meticulous assembly of the sandwich.
0:06grilled sandwich on spatula A close-up shot focuses on a golden-brown piece of toasted bread, topped with generously melted, gooey white cheese and cooked ham/bacon, all resting on a wide, flat metal spatula. Drops of what appears to be sauce or melted cheese are dripping from the edges onto the wooden cutting board below. The spatula is held by hands that are only partially visible at the bottom of the frame. The background is a clean wooden surface, with a blurred dark area suggesting a kitchen environment. Warm lighting highlights the melted cheese and toasted bread. Yellow text overlays 'THE MVP OF'.
0:07squeezing mayo on sandwich A dynamic close-up shot shows a hand squeezing a white Hellmann's mayonnaise bottle, dispensing a thick stream of creamy white mayonnaise in a zig-zag pattern over a partially assembled sandwich. The sandwich base consists of grilled bread with melted cheese, topped with fresh green lettuce and bright red tomato slices. The mayonnaise creates a striking visual contrast against the vibrant colors of the vegetables. The background is a clean wooden cutting board, with a blurred dark kitchen setting. The lighting is bright and focused on the food. Yellow text overlays 'EVERY SANDWICH'.
0:08closing the sandwich A medium, eye-level shot focuses on two hands carefully placing and pressing down the top slice of golden-brown toasted bread onto the fully loaded sandwich. The sandwich layers are visible beneath, including melted cheese, cooked ham, fresh lettuce, red tomato, and white mayonnaise. As the hands press, some of the melted cheese and mayonnaise slightly ooze out from the sides, indicating a rich and substantial sandwich. The background is a warm wooden cutting board, with a blurred dark kitchen setting behind. The lighting is soft but bright, highlighting the textures. Yellow text overlays 'A NORMAL HAM,' and 'BY THE WAY.'.
0:09hellmanns jar on counter A medium shot centers on a large Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise jar, with its blue lid and yellow label prominently displayed on a clean wooden cutting board. The label details 'VALUE SIZE', '60% MORE', and 'EST. 1913'. In the background, a person wearing a black t-shirt is partially visible, slightly out of focus, suggesting their presence in the kitchen. The lighting is warm and directional, emphasizing the product. The environment is a clean kitchen counter. Yellow text overlays 'THE ENTIRE THING'.
A close-up shot focuses on two hands opening a large Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise jar. One hand firmly grips the yellow label of the jar, while the other hand unscrews the blue lid. The creamy white mayonnaise inside the jar is clearly visible as the lid is being removed. The setting is a wooden cutting board, with a blurred dark kitchen background. The lighting is bright and focused on the hands and product. Yellow text overlays 'AND TOSSED IT'.
A medium shot presents a large, raw, light pink ham, spiral-sliced, resting on a metal wire rack atop a wooden cutting board. The ham's natural texture and raw appearance are visible, contrasting with the glazed ham from earlier scenes. In the background, the person in the black t-shirt is partially visible, again suggesting involvement in the food preparation. The lighting is neutral and even, showcasing the ham in its raw state. Yellow text overlays 'ON THE SMOKER,'.
0:13scooping mayo on ham A close-up shot focuses on a hand scooping a generous dollop of thick, creamy white mayonnaise from an unseen container onto the raw, spiral-sliced ham. The mayonnaise forms a thick layer on the ham's surface, creating a stark white contrast against the pale pink meat. The ham rests on a metal wire rack on a wooden cutting board. The background is blurred, showing the dark kitchen environment. The lighting is bright and direct, emphasizing the texture and application of the mayonnaise. Yellow text overlays 'AT THE STAGE'.
0:14spreading mayo on ham A close-up shot shows a hand using a flat, wide utensil (possibly a small spatula or spreading tool) to spread a thick layer of creamy white mayonnaise evenly over the raw, spiral-sliced ham. The mayonnaise completely coats the ham, obscuring its natural pink color. The ham is on a metal wire rack on a wooden cutting board. The background is blurred, showing a dark kitchen setting. The lighting is bright and highlights the smooth, even application of the mayonnaise. Yellow text overlays 'QUESTIONABLE'.
0:15brushing mayo on ham with jar A medium shot captures a hand using a silicone brush to spread creamy white mayonnaise over the raw, spiral-sliced ham. The ham is fully covered in mayonnaise, resting on a wire rack on a wooden cutting board. Next to the ham, a Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise jar is prominently visible, its yellow label facing the camera. In the background, the person in the black t-shirt is partially seen. The lighting is warm and bright, illuminating the process. A distinct light fixture hangs from the ceiling in the blurred background. Yellow text overlays 'DECISIONS'.
0:16moving mayo covered ham A medium shot, slightly dynamic, shows a person's hands gripping the metal wire rack holding the mayonnaise-covered ham. The ham, fully coated in creamy white mayonnaise, is being lifted from the wooden cutting board. The background is a blurred view of the kitchen, with dark cabinetry and warm lighting. The movement suggests the ham is being transferred to another location for cooking. Yellow text overlays 'PERSONALITY.' and 'THE RECORD,'.
0:17placing ham in smoker A wide shot, captured from a low angle, depicts a person's hands placing the mayonnaise-covered ham, still on its wire rack, into the dark interior of a smoker or grill. The interior of the smoker is dark and metallic, with grates visible. The person is wearing a black t-shirt and a yellow and black glove on their left hand. The background is almost entirely dark, emphasizing the action within the smoker. The lighting is dim inside the smoker but bright enough to clearly show the ham and hands. Yellow text overlays 'ABSOLUTE DAD' and 'HACK OF'.
0:19smoker door closing A brief, dark shot primarily features the closing lid of a smoker or grill. The frame is mostly black, with a thin metallic edge of the lid moving downwards, obscuring the view. There are subtle textures of the smoker's interior visible at the bottom of the frame, hinting at a cooking environment. The lighting is very dim. Yellow text overlays 'THE YEAR.' and 'THE HAM CAME OUT'.
0:20adding ham to saucepan A close-up, overhead shot shows a hand using a metal spatula to carefully place a single, thick slice of cooked, glazed ham into a saucepan filled with a simmering, opaque yellow liquid. The liquid is bubbling gently, and the ham slice makes a small splash as it enters. The saucepan is black and rests on a compact, black Cuisimax electric hot plate on a wooden cutting board. The lighting is bright and focused on the pan. Yellow text overlays 'SO JUICY IT FELT LIKE'.
0:22adding seasoning to sauce A close-up, overhead shot captures a hand pouring a generous amount of reddish-orange seasoning from a black shaker bottle into a saucepan of simmering yellow liquid. The seasoning creates a vivid color contrast as it disperses into the liquid. The saucepan is on a black Cuisimax electric hot plate on a wooden cutting board. The background shows the blurred torso of the person in a black t-shirt. The lighting is bright and even. Yellow text overlays 'CHILD SUPPORT.' and 'MY KIDS'.
0:23adding salt to sauce A close-up, overhead shot shows a hand sprinkling white, crystalline salt from between its fingers into the simmering reddish-yellow liquid in a saucepan. The salt granules are clearly visible as they fall and dissolve into the sauce. The saucepan rests on a black Cuisimax electric hot plate on a wooden cutting board. The background shows the blurred torso of the person in a black t-shirt. The lighting is bright and highlights the texture of the salt. Yellow text overlays 'BUT I'M'.
A close-up, overhead shot captures a hand vigorously whisking a simmering, reddish-orange sauce in a black saucepan. The sauce is thick and has small particles, indicating a rich consistency. The whisk creates swirling patterns in the liquid, mixing the ingredients thoroughly. The saucepan is on a black Cuisimax electric hot plate on a wooden cutting board. The background shows the blurred torso of the person in a black t-shirt. The lighting is bright and focused on the whisking action. Yellow text overlays 'THE COOL DAD -' and 'NOT SKATEBOARD'.
0:26pouring sauce close up A very close-up shot focuses on a metal ladle pouring a thick, amber-colored sauce into a black saucepan. The sauce is smooth and viscous, with a slight sheen, suggesting it is a rich glaze. The steam rises subtly from the hot sauce as it's poured. The background is tightly framed around the ladle and the pan, showing only blurred details of the kitchen environment. The lighting is warm and highlights the fluid movement of the sauce. Yellow text overlays 'COOL.' and 'THE KIND'.
0:27pouring glaze on smoked ham A medium shot, taken in a dimly lit, smoky environment, shows a person's hand pouring a thick, amber-colored glaze from a metal ladle over the smoked, spiral-sliced ham. The ham is on a metal wire rack, and wisps of smoke are visibly rising around it, creating a dramatic atmosphere. The glaze glistens as it coats the ham, enhancing its rich, cooked appearance. The background is dark, emphasizing the smoky cooking process. The lighting is focused on the ham and pouring action. Yellow text overlays 'OF DAD WHO TREATS THE BIG GAME'.
0:28basting smoked ham A medium shot, set in a smoky, dimly lit environment, features a hand wearing a black and yellow glove using a small, mop-like basting brush to spread glaze over the smoked, spiral-sliced ham. The ham is glistening with glaze and sitting on a metal wire rack. Thick plumes of white smoke curl around the ham, indicating it's still hot and actively smoking. The background is dark and blurred, making the ham and basting action the central focus. The lighting is dramatic, highlighting the smoke and the ham's texture. Yellow text overlays 'LIKE A PERSONAL COOKING' and 'CHAMPIONSHIP'.
0:30pouring glaze on smoked ham wide A slightly wider medium shot captures the smoked, spiral-sliced ham on its wire rack, engulfed in wisps of smoke within a dark environment. A hand, holding a metal ladle, pours more of the amber-colored glaze generously over the top of the ham. The glaze adheres to the ham's surface, creating a beautiful, glossy finish. The background is dark and out of focus, highlighting the cooking process and the ham's appetizing appearance. The lighting is warm and directional. Yellow text overlays 'THAT ONLY HE KNOWS'.
0:32carving smoked ham A close-up shot features a hand using a sharp knife to slice through the beautifully glazed, spiral-sliced ham on a wooden cutting board. The knife smoothly cuts through the tender meat, revealing its juicy, pink interior. The ham is glistening with its caramelized glaze. The other hand steadies the ham. The background is a blurred dark kitchen setting. The lighting is bright and focused on the ham and the carving action, emphasizing the texture and readiness of the meat. Yellow text overlays 'ABOUT. ANYWAY, ONCE THIS HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH'.
0:33sliced ham halves A close-up shot presents two large halves of the spiral-sliced, glazed ham, now separated on a wooden cutting board. The cut surfaces reveal the juicy, pink interior of the ham, while the exterior remains a deep, rich brown with a glossy glaze. The ham is steaming gently, indicating it's freshly cooked and warm. The background is the wooden board, with a blurred dark kitchen setting. The lighting is bright and highlights the succulence of the ham. Yellow text overlays 'CAME TOGETHER, IT DISAPPEARED'.
0:34picking up ham slice A close-up shot shows a hand reaching into the frame to pick up a single, thick slice of glazed ham from the carved ham on the wooden cutting board. The ham slice is tender and glistening. The background is the rest of the carved ham and the wooden board. The lighting is bright and focused on the hand and the ham slice, emphasizing its readiness to be enjoyed or used in the sandwich. Yellow text overlays 'FASTER THAN MY KIDS'.
0:36toasted bread slices over pan A close-up shot features two hands holding up two perfectly toasted, golden-brown slices of bread, one in each hand. The bread is slightly crusted and shows distinct grill marks or butter-fried texture. The slices are held directly over a black frying pan, which sits on a stovetop. The background is a blurred dark kitchen setting, with the person's black t-shirt visible. The lighting is bright and warm, highlighting the appealing texture of the bread. Yellow text overlays 'AFTER I ASKED THEM TO DO CHORES.'.
0:37spreading mayo on bread A close-up shot focuses on a hand using a small metal knife to spread a creamy white layer of mayonnaise onto a single slice of plain white bread. The bread rests on a wooden cutting board. The mayonnaise is evenly distributed across the surface, creating a smooth, appetizing base. The background is a blurred dark kitchen setting, with the person in a black t-shirt. The lighting is bright and highlights the smooth texture of the mayonnaise. Yellow text overlays 'AND BEFORE THE BIG GAME ARRIVES,'.
0:38sandwich over mayo jar A dynamic close-up shot shows a fully assembled, delicious-looking sandwich being carefully lowered over a large Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise jar. The sandwich is stacked high with toasted bread, melted cheese, ham, lettuce, tomato, and white mayonnaise oozing from its sides. The Hellmann's jar, with its yellow label, stands upright on a wooden cutting board, serving as a symbolic pedestal for the sandwich. The background is a blurred dark kitchen. The lighting is bright, creating an appealing glow around the food. Yellow text overlays 'JUST REMEMBER THE MOST IMPORTANT'.
0:39finished sandwich with mayo jar A close-up shot presents the ultimate, delicious-looking ham and cheese sandwich as the central focus. It sits on a wooden cutting board, piled high with toasted bread, melted cheese, cooked ham, fresh green lettuce, vibrant red tomato, and white mayonnaise artfully drizzled and oozing from the sides. The sandwich is perfectly golden brown and appears incredibly appetizing. In the background, slightly out of focus, stands a large Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise jar, a subtle but clear brand presence. The lighting is warm and bright, enhancing the food's appeal. Yellow text overlays 'INGREDIENT IN ANY GAME DAY SANDWICH' and 'IS HELLMANN'S.'. This is the hero shot of the finished product.